FAANG will steal my idea

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Scene 1 :

Actor 1: I have a startup idea, it will make millions.

Actor 2: (Out of frame) What problem does it solve?

Scene 2:

Actor 1: I won't tell. Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google will steal my idea.

Actor 2: But you have to validate.

Scene 3:

Three years later

Actor 1: (bearded) Guess I was the only one who wanted it.

Products are piled up in the corner with cobwebs on it.